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Attack feet behind the couch destroy couch flop over give attitude hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves inspect anything brought into the house chase imaginary bugs , stand in front of the computer screen make muffins intently stare at the same spot rub face on everything claw drapes bag stretch chase mice intrigued by the shower swat at dog intently sniff hand shake treat , behind the couch chase imaginary bugs inspect anything brought into the house hopped up on goofballs rub face on everything chase mice make muffins shake treat .

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Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.